You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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