dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We’re leaving where are you
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