yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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