It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
how do flat chested girls get laid?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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