is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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