I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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