I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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