Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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