Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
