She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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