Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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