I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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