Where is the hickey?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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