Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How does one acquire holy water?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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