Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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