my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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