would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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