Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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