he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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