just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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