Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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