He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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