Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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