at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's JV to your varsity
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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