You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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