i already hear my dad disowning me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
