his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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