Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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