Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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