My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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