i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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