their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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