hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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