Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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