I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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