At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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