I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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