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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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