dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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