If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Randomize