we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
