Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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(360): View more from Washington

she smelled like a LAN party

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(410): View more from Maryland

and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's

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(615): View more from Tennessee

How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix

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(512): View more from Texas

I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things

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