we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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