this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she smelled like a LAN party
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things