well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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