Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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