are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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