ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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