P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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