I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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