did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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