Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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