I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Mom said you looked used
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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