I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
