You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
