Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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